As the great man's guest must produce his good stories or songs at the evening banquet, as the platform orator exhibits his telling facts at mid-day, so the journalist lies under the stern obligation of extemporizing his lucid views, leading ideas, and nutshell truths for the breakfast table.
Cardinal J. H. Newman, Preface to The Idea of a University, 1852

Thursday, December 29, 2011

MK Dons fans are (almost!) the best-behaved in the football league

Hats off to Dagenham and Redbridge, though (or do I mean, damn you Dagenham and Redbridge, for keeping MK Dons off the top!)

Taking the banning-order stats from here http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/publications/crime/football-arrests-banning-orders/fbo-2010-11?view=Binary

and the average attendance from here: http://itv.stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/PR/attend.html

Dividing the number banned by the average attendance (and multiplying by 10,000 to get values above 1) you get the following table.

Hats off to Fulham, too, being by far the best behaved Premiership team, but, heck, I'm glad I don't live in Aldershot!

Rank Team Number Banned Average Attendance Number banned per 10,000 attendance
1 Dagenham 0 2081 0.00
2 MK Dons 1 8247 1.21
3 Fulham 4 25272 1.58
4 Gillingham 1 5487 1.82
5 Yeovil 1 3898 2.57
6 Stevenage 1 3608 2.77
7 Watford 4 12820 3.12
8 Wycombe 2 5047 3.96
9 Reading 9 18539 4.85
10 Ipswich 9 18344 4.91
11 Brighton 10 18397 5.44
12 Wigan 10 17861 5.60
13 Burton 2 2960 6.76
14 Morecombe 2 2430 8.23
15 Barnet 2 2232 8.96
16 Wimbledon 4 4393 9.11
17 Macclesfield 2 2056 9.73
18 Manchester City 46 47000 9.79
19 Peterborough 9 9057 9.94
20 Charlton 17 16893 10.06
21 Bolton 25 23433 10.67
22 Norwich 26 23549 11.04
23 QPR 21 16913 12.42
24 Preston 15 12009 12.49
25 Accrington 2 1599 12.51
26 Crawley 4 3196 12.52
27 Arsenal 76 59948 12.68
28 Derby 33 25971 12.71
29 WBA 32 24989 12.81
30 Notts 8 6173 12.96
31 Blackburn 31 23172 13.38
32 Manchester United 101 75486 13.38
33 Doncaster 13 9596 13.55
34 Blackpool 17 12547 13.55
35 Sunderland 53 38631 13.72
36 Southend 8 5790 13.82
37 Liverpool 64 44911 14.25
38 Stoke 40 27291 14.66
39 Cheltenham 5 3339 14.97
40 Everton 52 33834 15.37
41 Northampton 7 4396 15.92
42 Carlisle 8 4800 16.67
43 Tottenham 62 36072 17.19
44 Bournemouth 10 5751 17.39
45 Aston 63 34540 18.24
46 Leicester 44 23476 18.74
47 Bristol 25 13307 18.79
48 Leyton 8 4136 19.34
49 Newcastle 98 48484 20.21
50 Coventry 31 14867 20.85
51 Crystal 32 14809 21.61
52 Bury 8 3646 21.94
53 Portsmouth 32 14189 22.55
54 Wolverhampton 52 22572 23.04
55 Nottingham Forest 52 22430 23.18
56 Sheffield U 43 18408 23.36
57 Chelsea 105 41666 25.20
58 Hartlepool 13 5156 25.21
59 Barnsley 26 10154 25.61
60 Southampton 67 25744 26.03
61 Tranmere 14 4963 28.21
62 Walsall 13 4512 28.81
63 Burnley 43 14430 29.80
64 Bristol R 19 6212 30.59
65 Huddersfield 41 13308 30.81
66 Brentford 19 5749 33.05
67 Oldham 16 4823 33.17
68 West Ham 98 29430 33.30
69 Hull 66 18760 35.18
70 Sheffield W 72 19620 36.70
71 Shrewsbury 20 5433 36.81
72 Bradford 38 10254 37.06
73 Scunthorpe 17 4462 38.10
74 Swansea 76 19759 38.46
75 Crewe 15 3873 38.73
76 Middlesbrough 73 18103 40.32
77 Swindon 32 7838 40.83
78 Rotherham 15 3628 41.35
79 Oxford U 32 7449 42.96
80 Birmingham 84 18551 45.28
81 Leeds 106 23409 45.28
82 Plymouth 33 6125 53.88
83 Colchester 21 3874 54.21
84 Chesterfield 36 6624 54.35
85 Torquay 15 2693 55.70
86 Hereford 12 2120 56.60
87 Millwall 65 11177 58.16
88 Rochdale 16 2735 58.50
89 Port Vale 30 4940 60.73
90 Exeter 26 4184 62.14
91 Cardiff 143 22147 64.57
92 Aldershot 26 2961 87.81

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Civic Service

I don't always feel 100% behind the Church I attend, the Church of Christ the Cornerstone. But then there are times I think they've got it right.

Today the 'Civic Service' was held there. This is the annual service - sometimes held at the Cornerstone, sometimes elsewhere - when all the dignitaries of the Milton Keynes Council turn up.  I don't know the ins and outs of this, why there's an 'official' Church Service for the Council at all, and I expect there are many that wouldn't approve.  But given that there is and did happen, I thought it was OK.

For one thing there was contributions from several different communities. (Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu and Greek Orthodox - there should have been someone from the Sikh community too, but they weren't there. I don't know why.)

Also, though, among the prayers were these words:
Praise God, whose will is justice and love,
who marks out no-one for privilege
and whose favour cannot be bought. 
Praise God, who redresses the balance
in favour of the defenceless and the poor,
and calls us to do the same. 
Praise God, who loves the foreigner
and finds a home for the stranger
and reminds us that we have all been outsiders.
Those seem to be the right sentiments for a Church to express before the great and the good of Milton Keynes. 

Thursday, June 9, 2011

All the beauties I love most are transient

Don Cupitt has just published a new book: "The Fountain: A Secular Theology". I'll buy a copy, but in the meantime there's a review of it in the latest Sea of Faith magazine, which includes the following quote from the book:
We cannot conceive personal life except as temporal, and if I reflect I find that all the beauties I love most are transient, and that it is precisely for their transience that I love them. I cannot coherently wish them anything but transient and the same goes for myself
I remember someone once telling me about "The Sacrament of the Present Moment". Something about the fact that we only ever exist in the present, so our relationship to God is only ever 'now'.

I find these sorts of ideas - combined with a feeling that we have no idea what 'time' is - much more satisfactory than any idea of eternal life, though I have to admit if still feels that I need faith to believe them. They feel right, but there's still part of me that's not quite convinced.

Bike lanes.

As well as death, faith and football, another thing I have strong views on is cycling.

As I once texted to a discussion on Radio 5 Live :-) I think we cyclists are the saints of the transport world and are badly done to.

Here's some evidence:

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

More on death and faith (some clarifications on my previous post)

The trouble with writing anything is that the moment I've written it I invariable think it misrepresents what I really think. Fortunately you can edit posts, so that's what I've done with the previous post in this blog. And why not? This is my private blog and it comes with no claims of academic credibility!

Also a couple of clarifications/further developments:

1) I'm not saying that it is OK deliberately to lie to make make people feel better. Just that you should be sensitive. Dawkins and some of the New Atheists come across as insensitive to a degree that amounts to being cruel.  I don't like people being cruel.

2) My own faith is not an easy solution to my fear of death. When I experienced le reveil mortel (the first realisation of eventual extinction - see Julian Barnes "Nothing to be frightened of") I was 13 or 14 years old, and, like John Betjeman recounts in 'Before the Anaesthetic' I was immediately aware that my Christianity - as I then formulated it - was no match for death.  Basically I believed the science before the Christianity, and I couldn't, however much I wanted to, 'choose' to believe in that way.  Forty years on, and the way I see it now is that in faith - faith, not belief - there is way forward.  For me, faith in the resurrection of Jesus contains within it - among other things - faith that we are not defeated by death.  It is not saying that extinction does not happen, but that whatever it is in extinction that I fear is not what I think it is.  That love is greater than death.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Yes, I am afraid of death (but I'm not afraid of the dark)

I've been wanting to say something like this for a while, and I saw an opportunity as a comment on this article in the Guardian.

Here's what I said (later edited - you can always follow the link above if you want to check what I wrote at the time -  and then see also the following post):

Hawking:
I'm not afraid of death, ....There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.

Wenham:
the idea of extinction holds no more fear than sleep. It really is insulting to accuse me of believing there might be life after death because I'm afraid of the dark.
Well you two are different from me then. I'm bl**dy terrified of extinction. You people who don't have this fear, should read, for example, Julian Barnes "Nothing to be frightened of", Larkin's "Aubade" or Betjeman's 'Before the Anaesthetic". If you people really don't have this fear you don't know how lucky you are. (And actually I think it displays a lack of imagination.)

I can only assume that the likes of Hawking and Dawkins who love to mock 'afraid of the dark*' really don't understand this fear. If they did, and they continued to disabuse people of their only escape from the terror, they are no better than the 'hell fire' preachers who at least offered an escape.

*The dark? The dark? Is that really what you think I'm afraid of? I love the dark, but extinction is NOT the dark and if you think there is any parallel then it just proves that you don't understand the problem.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Why my MP is saying no to AV (and why I'm saying yes!)

My MP, Mark Lancaster, has a blog he's using to campaign against AV: http://marklancastermp.wordpress.com/

In theory he allows comments (that's to say he hasn't turned off the comment facility on his WordPress blog) but there aren't any visible yet. Here's what I tried to say. It is awaiting moderation, but somehow I suspect it could be waiting for some time!
Why don’t you come clean. There’s one very big reason you want to say no to AV: you wouldn’t be elected under AV! You were elected with 43.5% of the vote last year, so 56.5% of those who voted in your constituency did NOT want you*. It is a pretty safe bet that the vast majority of Green, Labour and Liberal Democrat voters would NOT have put you as one of the alternatives so almost certainly Labour would have been elected.

* How is THAT fair?
It seems it would be such a small change, yet it would mean I could vote for who I really want - I wouldn't be forced into chosing between voting tactically (which is what I've always done) and wasting my vote. Under AV I would almost certainly vote Green first, then Lib Dem followed by Labour or vice versa (depending on the individual candidate).

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Arthur Peacocke

One of my heros. I heard him speak at Oxford in 1979? Sadly he died in 2006. Here he is interviewed after he'd received the Templeton Prize in 2001.